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Post by |.. Luna Shae ..| on Jan 3, 2006 4:18:21 GMT -5
Monsterous Giant Killer Squirrels on the loose!
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Hermitess
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~Fatal Redemption~
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Post by Hermitess on Jan 3, 2006 6:33:38 GMT -5
Proceed with extreme humor....
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Post by Emperor Exusiai on Jan 3, 2006 14:44:41 GMT -5
Goes and Finds my Miniture Giant Space Hamster
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Post by Emperor Exusiai on Jan 3, 2006 17:57:13 GMT -5
And Before Anyone Asks...
Giant Space Hamsters are a Dungeons and Dragons (D&D) creature that first appeared in the Spelljammer series. They are cute, brown-bear-sized rodents with thick fur and have achieved popularity among D&D fans, due in part to the fact that they are based on such a humorous and ridiculous concept.
Giant Space Hamsters were first discovered among the Tinker Gnomes, a race of highly technological creatures who primarily inhabit the world of Krynn. Tinker Gnome civilizations are divided into guilds, who each research and develop a different technological field. It was the Animal Breeder's Guild who bred the Giant Space Hamster. Characteristically, the Tinker Gnomes did not stop there, and continued to breed many forms of hamster, including the sabre-toothed giant space hamster, the carnivorous flying giant space hamster ("a regrettable if understandable line of inquiry"), the fire-breathing phase doppelganger giant space hamster, and the miniature giant space hamster (a dwarf variant the exact same size as the ordinary rodent).
Since the first edition of Spelljammer, Tinker Gnomes have grown a strong connection with the Giant Space Hamsters - mostly, perhaps, because of demand from the D&D playing populace for more of the rodents. Hamsters are now domesticated, used as both pets and livestock, and are also used to power Gnome Sidewheelers, an inefficient form of space ship that is powered by a series of Gigantic Hamster Wheels.
In combat, a giant space hamster will attack with its claws, and also attempt to swallow its opponents whole. They are, however, inclined to run away if given a chance.
In the Baldur's Gate CRPG (computer role-playing game) the Non-Player Character (NPC) Minsc had a rather dubious pet miniature Giant Space Hamster, called Boo.
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Post by |.. Luna Shae ..| on Jan 3, 2006 21:38:00 GMT -5
lmao.. my ex boyfriend used to play that game and would always quote something the dude said to Boo
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Post by Emperor Exusiai on Jan 4, 2006 19:03:40 GMT -5
OH My God Minsc is FUNNY
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Post by |.. Luna Shae ..| on Jan 4, 2006 21:27:53 GMT -5
he used to say something like.. "don't look into their eyes Boo!".. or something weird like that
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Post by Emperor Exusiai on Jan 6, 2006 13:40:54 GMT -5
GO for the Eyes Boo !! Go for the EYES!!!!
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Post by |.. Luna Shae ..| on Jan 6, 2006 16:19:58 GMT -5
yeah thats it lol
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Post by Emperor Exusiai on Jan 6, 2006 17:05:08 GMT -5
he had a lot of them
"The Squeeky HAmster Gets the Wheel"
"Live by the Sword, Live a Long Time"
I'm gonna have to Find them
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Post by Emperor Exusiai on Jan 6, 2006 19:01:08 GMT -5
GREAT Balder's Gate Quotes
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Minsc: Fool me once, shame on you. Fool me twice, watch it! I'm huge!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Minsc: There is safety in numbers. And I'm two or three at least.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Jaheira: You are amusing ... in a what the hell is wrong with you kind of way.
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- [To his pet hamster, Boo.] Minsc: Go for the eyes, Boo, go for the eyes!
Nobleman: I thank you for not stealing the pantaloons, and I will thank you kindly not to mention the stuffing in the codpiece.
Minsc: Evil 'round every corner...careful not to step in any.
Minsc: There is strength in numbers, and I am two or three, at least.
Minsc: Butt kicking for goodness!
Minsc: Boo points, I punch - it's a very simple relationship, but it is effective!
Minsc: I grow tired of shouting battle cries when fighting this mage. Boo will finish his eyeballs once and for all, so he does not rise again! Evil, meet my sword! SWORD, MEET EVIL!
Minsc: Make way villain! Hero coming through!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Minsc: I trust those who prey on children no farther than they can be thrown, even if I manage to throw them pretty far!
Minsc: I won't cry for the dead! I won't! Well, maybe a little... but I will staunch the tears with righteous fury!
Minsc: What? Boo is outraged! See his fury! It's small, so look close. Trust me, it's there.
Minsc: Minsc will be free! These bonds will not hold my wrath! Butts will be liberally kicked in good measure!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Minsc: I have lost myself in your words but Boo thinks you're just ducky
Minsc: This is silly! Buttons are not how one escapes dungeons! I would smash the button and rain beatings liberally down on the wizard for playing such a trick!
-------------------------------------------------------------------------------- Minsc: I would hate being forgotten in a bottle. It might depend somewhat on the type of bottle, but overall I expect the effect would be similar.
Minsc: I do not like the tone of your voice, Dark Elf. The face I have is the face the ladies love! Boo loves Minsc's face, too! Don't you, Boo?
Minsc: Magic is impressive but now Minsc leads. Swords for everyone!
"I would rather have given a sword. Give a man a fish and he eats for a day, but teach a man to fight and he can chow down on the meaty marrow of evil!" -Minsc (gave beggar gold)
"Boo says, 'WHAT?' " -Minsc
"Come, we must press on against the tide of naughtiness. Mind your step." -Minsc
"We must inspire fear in evil! Quiet tales of hamsters are foolish, but a man and his hamster that tear evil limb from limb? That's scary!" -Minsc
"Now you are speaking the language of Minsc! Next we must get you a hamster! Or perhaps an ice weasel, whatever your tastes." -Minsc
"Terrible hamster justice will be wreaked upon you!! GO FOR THE EYES, BOO, GO---" -Minsc
"Valygar- Minsc... something about you concerns me... Minsc- What is this? I am not hurt. Boo is not hurt. What is there to be concerned about? Valygar- I find it odd that someone who fights so well is not entirely in posession of his senses. Minsc- I have all the senses needed to put evil in its place, plus the added bonus of Boo's keen hampser eyes. What else is necessary? Valygar- Have you.. considered seeing a priest, Minsc? Someone who might be able to heal your... uh... head wound? Minsc- I have been seen by the best and by the worst, and all have learned that Minsc is Minsc is Minsc. I do good things for those that need them, why is there a problem? Minsc- Enough, Boo tires of this debate. It is old and stale and pointless."
Minsc: [before going berserk] Despair not! I shall inspire you by charging BLINDLY ON.
"Patron- Mmmm, now who is this big fellow? Such big muscles, and those scars... my, my. You must have seen many --ah! What is that? A RAT?! Minsc- WHERE?! Where is there a rat? Oh, you have frightened Boo with your screeching. Calm yourself Boo. See? We are leaving the loud woman."
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